Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Grayson's in the bathroom with the door closed screaming "Out! Get out!!!"

There are just some things a father doesn't need to know.

Christmas 2009

My dad's work holds a kids Christmas party every year, where Santa shows up at the end with a little gift for every kid.

In 2009, the event happened soon after Grayson's visit with Santa at the mall. Upon returning to the table and opening his gift Grayson exclaims, "Hey! This isn't what I ordered!" And proceeds to march up to the stage. Presumably to file a grievance with Santa.

Batman Is Not Happy

Completely without context, he comes out of his room, looking very serious, wearing nothing but his Batman mask and underwear.

After a laboured minute of us trying not to laugh he quietly, yet earnestly says: "I'm very mad at you."

Welcome

My now, five year old son says some of the most amazing things. I thought I'd take the time to share some of these Grayson-isms with everyone who knows this incredibly strong personality contained in a very small person.

And with that, I can simultaneously, (and at the same time), record these nuggets of five-year-old brilliance for posterity's sake.

My sister just took him to lunch, and announced that he wants everyone to call him "G-Force." What better title for the blog?

Enjoy!

Scott